On the campaign trail, the mayor running for re-election walks up to a house of his campaign adviser and rings the doorbell. When a small boy opens the door, the mayor introduces himself, “Hello there, little boy! What’s your name?”

“Little Johnny,” replies the small boy.

“Well, Little Johnny, I’m Mayor Hoffman. I’m running for re-election. Can I speak to your father?”

“He’s in the shower right now,” answers Little Johnny with a giggle.

“Oh! Well, is your mother in the house too?” asks Mayor Hoffman.

“Yes, she is. But she’s in the shower with my daddy,” replies Little Johnny with a snicker.

“Oh I see,” says Mayor Hoffman who pauses a moment thinking of what to say next. Then he smiles and says, “Little Johnny, can you go see if they are through now? I would like to speak to either one of them. It’s important.”

“I don’t think so,” replies Little Johnny with a big laugh.

Surprised to see the boy laughing heartily, the perplexed mayor demands, “What’s so funny, son? Is there something wrong with your parents?”

“Well, when my daddy asked for the Vaseline while they’re in the shower, I handed him the Super Glue.”